Fortune List
API endpoint: Fortune
GET /api/fortune/
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Northern Illinois University", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 135 }, { "body": "43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr fortune: Segmentation fault ― core dumped", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 136 }, { "body": "80 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot, including this one.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 137 }, { "body": "99% of all guys are within one standard deviation of your mom.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 138 }, { "body": "A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 143 }, { "body": "A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. ― Don Quinn", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 144 }, { "body": "Abandon hope, all ye who press \"ENTER\" here.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 240 }, { "body": "A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. ― Mark Twain", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2738 }, { "body": "Ability is useless unless it is used. ― Robert Half", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 241 }, { "body": "A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money. ― Everett Dirksen", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 145 }, { "body": "A bore is a man you deprives you of solitude without providing you with company. ― Gian Vincenzo Gravina", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 140 }, { "body": "A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 146 }, { "body": "About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.", "qode": "About all some men accomplish in q1n_NN is to send a son to Harvard.", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 242 }, { "body": "About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.", "qode": "About the only thing on a farm that has an easy q1n_NN is the dog.", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 243 }, { "body": "About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. ― Herbert Hoover", "qode": "About the q2n_NN we q1r_VBP we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. ― Herbert Hoover", "q1": [ { "name": "time", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://buildintuit.com/", "e": "future", "r": "past", "o": "event", "s": "present", "realm": "Temporal", "quadranym_id": 31 }, { "name": "simplicity", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicity", "e": "live", "r": "think", "o": "details", "s": "generalities", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 108 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "NR", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 244 }, { "body": "Above all things, reverence yourself.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 245 }, { "body": "Abstention makes the heart grow fonder.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 246 }, { "body": "Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "Absurdity, n.: A statement or q1o_NN manifestly inconsistent with one 's own opinion. ― Ambrose Bierce,\" The Devil 's Dictionary\"", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian times", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "light", "r": "darkness", "o": "belief", "s": "incredulity", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 130 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 247 }, { "body": "A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.", "qode": "A budget is just a method of worrying before you q1r_VBP money, as well as afterward.", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 147 }, { "body": "A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 148 }, { "body": "Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.", "qode": "Accident, n.: A condition in which q2o_NN of q1s_NN is good, but absence of q1o_NN is better.", "q1": [ { "name": "experience", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "occurring", "r": "reoccurring", "o": "presence", "s": "being", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 13 } ], "q2": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 } ], "subs": "OSO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 248 }, { "body": "According to my best recollection, I don't remember. ― Vincent \"Jimmy Blue Eyes\" Alo", "qode": "According to my q1e_JJS recollection, I do n't remember. ― Vincent\" Jimmy Blue Eyes\" Alo", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian disparity", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "e": "best", "r": "worst", "o": "wisdom", "s": "foolishness", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 129 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 249 }, { "body": "According to my scuba instructor, if a shark attacks, you're supposed to poke it in the eye with your finger. After that, I suppose you should hit it in the face with a cream pie, or maybe hose it down with a seltzer bottle. ― Jerry L. Embry", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 251 }, { "body": "According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 250 }, { "body": "Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 252 }, { "body": "Accuracy: The vice of being right.", "qode": "Accuracy: The vice of q1s_VBG right.", "q1": [ { "name": "experience", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "occurring", "r": "reoccurring", "o": "presence", "s": "being", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 13 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 253 }, { "body": "A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.", "qode": "A celebrity is a person who is q1o_VBN for his well- knownness.", "q1": [ { "name": "learner", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learning", "e": "discovery", "r": "recovery", "o": "known", "s": "knower", "quadranym_id": 14 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 149 }, { "body": "A child's education should begin at least 100 years before he is born. ― Oliver Wendell Holmes", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 150 }, { "body": "A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. ― Herbert Prochnow", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 151 }, { "body": "A clash of doctrine is not a disaster ― it is an opportunity.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 152 }, { "body": "A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. ― Mark Twain", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2739 }, { "body": "A closed mouth gathers no foot.", "qode": "A q1o_VBN mouth gathers no foot.", "q1": [ { "name": "close", "user": "scotty", "e": "reach", "r": "push", "o": "closed", "s": "push action", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 62 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 153 }, { "body": "A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 154 }, { "body": "A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. ― Fred Allen", "qode": "A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do q1r_NN, but together can decide that q1r_NN can be done. ― Fred Allen", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "RR", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 155 }, { "body": "A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time. ― Alfred E. Wiggam", "qode": "A conservative is a man who believes that q1r_NN should be done for the first time. ― Alfred E. Wiggam", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 156 }, { "body": "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. ― Franklin D. Roosevelt", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 157 }, { "body": "A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 158 }, { "body": "A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. ― Ben Franklin", "qode": "A countryman q1o_IN two lawyers is like a fish q1o_IN two cats. ― Ben Franklin", "q1": [], "q2": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "subs": "OO", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 159 }, { "body": "Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 254 }, { "body": "A critic is a legless man who teaches running. ― Channing Pollock", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 160 }, { "body": "\"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.\"", "qode": "\" Acting is an q1r_NN which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.\"", "q1": [ { "name": "truth", "user": "dane", "src": "Whitehead", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth", "e": "adventure", "r": "art", "o": "beauty", "s": "peace", "quadranym_id": 33 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 4 }, { "body": "Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.", "qode": "Acting is an q1r_NN which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.", "q1": [ { "name": "truth", "user": "dane", "src": "Whitehead", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth", "e": "adventure", "r": "art", "o": "beauty", "s": "peace", "quadranym_id": 33 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 255 }, { "body": "Activity makes more men's fortunes than cautiousness. ― Marquis de Vauvenargues", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 256 }, { "body": "Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 257 }, { "body": "Ada is the work of an architect, not a computer scientist. ― Jean Ichbiah, inventor of Ada, weenie", "qode": "Ada is the q1o_NN of an architect, not a computer scientist. ― Jean Ichbiah, inventor of Ada, weenie", "q1": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 258 }, { "body": "Ada, n.: Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in computing. Useful in sentences like, \"We had better develop an Ada awareness.\"", "qode": "Ada, n.: Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in computing. Useful in sentences like,\" We had better q1e_VB an Ada awareness.\"", "q1": [ { "name": "technological control", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technological_singularity", "e": "develop", "r": "advance", "o": "invention", "s": "necessity", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 90 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 239 }, { "body": "Adapt. Enjoy. Survive.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 259 }, { "body": "A day without sunshine is like night.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 161 }, { "body": "Adde parvum parvo magnus acervus erit. [Add little to little and there will be a big pile.] ― Ovid", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 260 }, { "body": "A decision occurs when one abandons the obvious for the possible. ― P. Taylor", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 162 }, { "body": "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age. ― Robert Frost", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 165 }, { "body": "A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 163 }, { "body": "A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. ― Caskie Stinnett", "qode": "A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to q1n_NN in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. ― Caskie Stinnett", "q1": [ { "name": "hell", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell", "e": "hurt", "r": "damn", "o": "fallen", "s": "eternal", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 42 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 164 }, { "body": "A diva who specializes in risque arias is an off-coloratura soprano ...", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 166 }, { "body": "Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "Admiration, n.: Our polite q1n_NN of another 's resemblance to ourselves. ― Ambrose Bierce,\" The Devil 's Dictionary\"", "q1": [ { "name": "recognition", "user": "scotty", "likes": 1, "voters": [ "scotty" ], "e": "novel", "r": "familiar", "o": "different", "s": "same", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 105 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "N", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 261 }, { "body": "Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.", "qode": "Adolescence: The stage q1o_IN puberty and adultery.", "q1": [ { "name": "space", "user": "dane", "src": "Dane", "area": "AI", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space", "e": "infinite", "r": "finite", "o": "between", "s": "void", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 28 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "O", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 262 }, { "body": "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. ― Ogden Nash", "qode": "A q1r_NN is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. ― Ogden Nash", "q1": [ { "name": "barrier", "user": "scotty", "e": "wall", "r": "door", "o": "section", "s": "blocking", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 63 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 167 }, { "body": "Adore, v.: To venerate expectantly. ― Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 263 }, { "body": "[Adulthood] feels like ... walking around in a desert, with a bag over your head, bumping into people who rob you as they bore you. ― Dylan Moran", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2788 }, { "body": "Adult: One old enough to know better.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 264 }, { "body": "Adversity makes men, prosperity monsters. ― French Proverb", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 265 }, { "body": "Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper. ― Thomas Jefferson", "qode": "Advertisement: The most truthful q1s_NN of a newspaper. ― Thomas Jefferson", "q1": [ { "name": "structure", "user": "dane", "src": "Build Intuit", "area": "Nymology", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structure", "e": "complete", "r": "separate", "o": "interdependent", "s": "dependent", "pos": "NN", "epos": "VB", "rpos": "VB", "opos": "NN", "spos": "NN", "realm": "Perceptual", "quadranym_id": 29 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "S", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 266 }, { "body": "Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. ― Stephen Leacock", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 267 }, { "body": "A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a Xerox 1108, trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser. Wanting to help, the Hacker clicked one of the nodes in the network with the mouse, and asked \"what do you see?\" Very earnestly, the Undergraduate replied \"I see a cursor.\" The Hacker then quickly pressed the boot toggle at the back of the keyboard, while simultaneously hitting the Undergraduate over the head with a thick Interlisp Manual. The Undergraduate was then Enlightened.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 168 }, { "body": "A fanatic is a person who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. ― Winston Churchill", "qode": "A fanatic is a person who ca n't q1o_VB his q2s_NN and wo n't q1o_VB the subject. ― Winston Churchill", "q1": [ { "name": "soulmate", "user": "kemp", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate", "e": "love", "r": "lust", "o": "body", "s": "mind", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 74 } ], "q2": [ { "name": "creator", "user": "dane", "e": "cause", "r": "effect", "o": "change", "s": "produce", "quadranym_id": 6 } ], "subs": "OSO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 169 }, { "body": "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. ― Samuel Johnson", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 172 }, { "body": "A fool must now and then be right by chance.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 170 }, { "body": "A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. ― G. B. Shaw", "qode": "A fool 's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and q1r_NN into pedantry. Hence University education. ― G. B. Shaw", "q1": [ { "name": "truth", "user": "dane", "src": "Whitehead", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth", "e": "adventure", "r": "art", "o": "beauty", "s": "peace", "quadranym_id": 33 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "R", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 171 }, { "body": "A formal parsing algorithm should not always be used. ― D. Gries", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 173 }, { "body": "After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. ― H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 2560 }, { "body": "After all is said and done, a lot more has been said than done.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 270 }, { "body": "After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. ― P. J. O'Rourke", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 271 }, { "body": "After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn.", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 269 }, { "body": "After any machine or unit has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench. ― \"Industry at Work,\" Oilways, n2., 1972, pp. 16-17. 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Ritchie", "qode": "A language that does n't have q1e_NN is actually easier to program in than some that do. ― Dennis M. Ritchie", "q1": [ { "name": "Dickensian zeal", "user": "scotty", "src": "Charles Dickens", "area": "Literature", "wiki": "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities", "e": "everything", "r": "nothing", "o": "hope", "s": "despair", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 131 } ], "q2": [], "subs": "E", "depth": 1, "fortune_id": 185 }, { "body": "A large number of installed systems work by fiat. That is, they work by being declared to work. ― Anatol Holt", "qode": "A large number of installed systems q1o_NN by fiat. That is, they q1o_VBP by q2s_VBG declared to q1o_NN. ― Anatol Holt", "q1": [ { "name": "experience", "user": "dane", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience", "e": "occurring", "r": "reoccurring", "o": "presence", "s": "being", "realm": "Spatial", "quadranym_id": 13 } ], "q2": [ { "name": "life", "user": "scotty", "wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life", "e": "perfect", "r": "balance", "o": "work", "s": "relax", "pos": "NN", "quadranym_id": 75 } ], "subs": "OOSO", "depth": 2, "fortune_id": 186 }, { "body": "Alas, I am dying beyond my means. ― Oscar Wilde, as he sipped champagne on his deathbed", "qode": "", "q1": [], "q2": [], "subs": "", "depth": 0, "fortune_id": 276 }, { "body": "Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: \"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? 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